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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 08:00

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Eli Lilly’s Obesity Pill Appears to Work as Well as Injected GLP-1s - WIRED
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
‘Bravely Default: Flying Fairy HD Remaster’ Review: Not Exactly HD - Forbes
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
How do I change a truck’s engine oil?
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Homophobia is clearly a harmful mental sickness. What can LGBT people do to cure it?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Full-screen Xbox handheld UI is coming to all Windows PCs “starting next year” - Ars Technica
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Wicked: For Good trailer transports fans back to Oz - BBC
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
All of the new features coming to Apple’s iOS apps - TechCrunch
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.