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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 08:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Just Forget it!

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

Why do gun owners feel the need to defend themselves with deadly weapons? Can they not just talk things out like civilized people do?

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

How do I change a truck’s engine oil?

They put up a sign reading

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Homophobia is clearly a harmful mental sickness. What can LGBT people do to cure it?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Full-screen Xbox handheld UI is coming to all Windows PCs “starting next year” - Ars Technica

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

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